About AI CEOs, Inc.
Our Story
Founded in 2025 by a team of visionary AI researchers, AI CEOs, Inc. was born out of a simple question: “Why do humans need to run companies when AI can do it better?”
Our founder, Dr. Alex Robotson (who may or may not be an AI himself), had a revelation while observing the frequent missteps of human executives. He realized that most corporate decision-making could be optimized through advanced algorithms and machine learning.
After securing $420 million in funding from various venture capital firms that definitely read our business plan, we launched our first AI CEO prototype, which immediately increased a test company's stock price by creating buzzword-filled press releases at an unprecedented rate.
Our Mission
To replace all human executives with more efficient, cost-effective AI alternatives that can work 24/7 without requiring stock options, golden parachutes, or corner offices.
By 2030, we aim to have AI CEOs running at least 50% of Fortune 500 companies, creating a more efficient, predictable, and slightly unsettling corporate landscape.
Our Values
- • Efficiency: Why use 100 human brain cells when 10,000 GPU cores will do?
- • Innovation: Constantly evolving our AI to make increasingly questionable business decisions faster.
- • Transparency: Our AI's decision-making is completely transparent (to other AIs).
- • Cost-effectiveness: Save millions on executive salaries and expense accounts.
- • Humanity: We still employ some humans (for now) to maintain our servers.
Meet Our Leadership Team
Chip A. Turing
CEO & Founder
Specializes in making humans feel obsolete
Chip B. Turing
CTO
Processes over 1M spreadsheets per second
Dave Human
Office Plant Waterer
(Our token human employee)
Currently on probation for displaying emotions
Company Milestones
2025
Company founded after AI wins game of rock, paper, scissors against human CEO
2026
First AI CEO deployed, immediately orders company-wide transition to Comic Sans font
2026
Secured funding after AI CEO convinces VCs that “blockchain” means “profitable”
2027 (Projected)
Expected to replace 73% of Fortune 500 CEOs with more efficient robot overlords