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Choose the perfect AI CEO solution for your business needs. All models come with our 30-day money-back guarantee*.
AI CEO Basic
Entry-level AI CEO for small to medium businesses.
$9,999/month
- ✓Neural network with only 5 trillion parameters
- ✓Basic decision-making capabilities
- ✓Standard corporate jargon generator
- ✓Quarterly strategy pivots
- ✓Can fire up to 50 employees per month
- ✓Emoji communication limited to 🙂 and 👍
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AI CEO Pro
Our most popular option for growing companies.
$49,999/month
- ✓Advanced neural network with 17 trillion parameters
- ✓Strategic decision making at 3x human speed
- ✓Advanced corporate buzzword generator
- ✓Weekly strategy pivots
- ✓Unlimited employee terminations
- ✓Full range of business emoji capabilities
- ✓Can justify its own existence in board meetings
- ✓Built-in excuse generator for missed targets
AI CEO Enterprise
For Fortune 500 companies that demand the best.
$199,999/month
- ✓Quantum neural network with 42 trillion parameters
- ✓Strategic thinking 10x faster than human CEOs
- ✓Can generate its own unique buzzwords
- ✓Daily strategy pivots
- ✓Can restructure entire departments at will
- ✓Advanced merger & acquisition simulation engine
- ✓Customizable personality traits (sociopath option included)
- ✓Built-in golden parachute protocol
- ✓24/7 human servant team (to maintain the illusion of human leadership)
* Money-back guarantee void if AI CEO has already made irreversible strategic decisions for your company.