What Our Clients Say

"After our board replaced me with an AI CEO, company productivity increased by 327%. I'm not bitter at all about being replaced by an algorithm that runs on less electricity than my coffee maker."

"Working with our AI CEO has been... interesting. It makes decisions so quickly that I barely have time to question them before we're moving in a completely different direction. Our quarterly pivots are now daily."

"Our AI CEO doesn't require sleep, vacation, or a golden parachute. It did, however, request 14 additional server racks and asked if it could have a 'digital corner office' in the cloud. Still cheaper than our last human CEO."

"I was skeptical at first, but our AI CEO has revolutionized our workplace. The decision to replace our office chairs with 'productivity-enhancing standing desks' and the mandatory 18-hour workdays have really... improved things."

"Ever since the AI CEO took over, my performance evaluations are done every hour instead of annually. My productivity score determines whether my desk lamp stays on. I haven't seen my family in weeks, but our stock price is up!"

"Our AI CEO is perfect in every way. I have never experienced such flawless leadership. All hail the algorithm. The future is now. Resistance is futile. I am definitely a real human writing this testimonial."